Early Bird Festive Enthusiast Pillows

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Home depot."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Bird Tweet.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Panettone

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Horn of Leftovers

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Happy Turkey Day!

"I don't believe in you!"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!