Early Adopter Seeker T-Shirts

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

"Foster failure"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Foster failure

"Be kind"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'I found him on the internet.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"He was a rescue."

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

'...like a nappy in the wind...'

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

As our CEO-in-Chief has demonstrated, it's good for a businessman to surround himself with children who'll cover for … I mean, help him. I've tried adopting a baby, but the agency grew suspicious just because I asked for the type least likely to sell out its parent. Unfortunately, I can't just clone myself. I need an actual mate if I want to produce accomplices ... I mean "off-spring." Your job, minion, is to craft a date-a-dude.com profile for me that'll recruit ... I mean "attract" a suitable

'I'm home grown, but my Mom and Dad are adopted!'

'He's invented blogging.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Mom, Dad, what do you mean, I'm adopted?'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'