E-shopper Extradonaire Pillows

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Thumbing a Lift.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Heaven

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

Internet Shoplifting

"It looked different on the internet."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"You get one every time you order something online."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"