E-commerce Manager Mugs

e-procurement

Internet Sales Tax

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

Parcel service customers love the online shipment tracking!

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Early on-line shopping

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cut Price

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Internet.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Online Shopping.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Gerald Ratner's return

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

SupermarketAwful Market.

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

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'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'