E-collar Escapades Admirer Pillows

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

Cat Vs Inkjet Printer Venn Diagram

Robot and Radio

Gentlemen

Refueling Electric Cars

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

"I took the liberty of buying myself a Father's Day gift."

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

A robot falls in love with a toaster.

"Norman's an influencer."

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

Caught their eye.

Damn me! I knew they'd get past those planning laws somehow.

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

'It has put a bit of strain on the marriage, to be honest, his career as 'the human fly'.'

'On the plus side you can hear him barking a mile away.'

"I didn't know you had nipple rings, Kevin."

"He set up his first website today."

'Which floor, Mister?'