Dystopian Themes T-Shirts

Robo Sapiens

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

"Welcome to the future"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

George Orwell

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Totalitarian Humour

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Flag bearers

Tuesday, 2022

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

Pasadena Playhouse War

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Post Post

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"Hey, remember the internet?"

Promises Kept

George Orwell

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

Air Pollution.

Bureaucratic Hell

"Someday son, this will all belong to a post-apocalyptic dystopian future."

"I'm from the future."

Robojudge US patent pending

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."