Dystopian Stories Pillows

'Wow! This zombie apocalypse is doing wonders for my fitness...'

"Welcome to the future"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

George Orwell

Totalitarian Humour

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Tuesday, 2022

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Flag bearers

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

Robo Sapiens

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

Pasadena Playhouse War

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

USA 2030

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Post Post

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"Hey, remember the internet?"

Bureaucratic Hell

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

Air Pollution.

Promises Kept

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

George Orwell

"Power! Power!"

"I'm from the future."