Dystopian Futures Pillows

The wasteland, 2043

"No Wasteland skills, per se. But I did have over 1 Million followers when we still had the internet."

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

George Orwell

Totalitarian Humour

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Flag bearers

Tuesday, 2022

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Musk vs Bezos

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

Robo Sapiens

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Pasadena Playhouse War

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Minority Report Is Real

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Post Post

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"Hey, remember the internet?"

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

Bureaucratic Hell