Dusty Relic Aficionado Prints

Hourlgass Pirate Treasure

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Rare Books

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Large print rock'n'roll section

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Jack in the Box

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

My own museum.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

Holy Relics.

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

"You and your stones collection!"

The Wonder Of It All

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

Snuggie of Turin

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

After Three Hours Standing in a Random Basement. . .

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head