Dusting Diva Mugs

My mum is very houseproud.

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Little Princess.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

How would Madam like to pay?

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Party Time!

Baby dressed for the opera.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Girl trying to be a woman

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Dancing Doctor

'It;s the xmas party, Jane... let your hair down!'

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Spring Break!

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

Chapeaux!

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

'What did we say about playing dress up?' (pets caught in the act)

Garbage Sale - Sunday

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."