Dueling Interests Enthusiast Mugs

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Skate or die."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Your DNA is in the database.

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Twins

"Pistols at dawn?"

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Bank as a money tree

Bookworm Romance

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

Corporate Spy

Fisherman finds golf kit

"Look, if you can't stand the Byzantine intrigue, perhaps you should get out of the cabal."

Bank Loans - Just Say No

Cheap Secrets