Duck Shooting Mugs

Dead ducks

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck

Mistaken baby ducks.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'This duck call works too well.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Could I have my Bill ?

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'