Dubai Admirer Mugs

The Abandonment of Expensive Cars in Dubai

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Thug life on safari.

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Soberana vaccines

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'But what do you sell?'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Pizza London Eye

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

Leaning on a Lamp post

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Collision

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

Naomi Osaka

Yeah, maybe so, but you're not higher up on the food chain.

"Play the old Winston jingle."

The Gherkin, Central London

Brexit

"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'