Dual-income Couples T-Shirts

Show off their teamwork with a witty t-shirt that celebrates life as a dual-income duo. Great for weekends or casual days around the house.

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"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth." mockup

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' " mockup

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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"I was with you right up to the cumin." mockup

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing." mockup

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

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"Stephen and I are today's special." mockup

"Stephen and I are today's special."

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It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

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Cry babies.

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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.' mockup

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

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'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.' mockup

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

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'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.' mockup

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

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Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy. mockup

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

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"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything." mockup

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

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"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist." mockup

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

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"I think I need an extra pillow." mockup

"I think I need an extra pillow."

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"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets." mockup

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

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'The iceman cometh too soon!'

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"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

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