Dual Career Champion Mugs

"You never want to be taken to see her. Ms. Walker moonlights as a probation officer."

Businesswoman Empowerment

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Go! Means NOW!

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Alarmistclock

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Counselor.

'You aren't actually being replaced by a woman she's going to be doing her old job and yours.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator."

Heroes

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Can you start immediately?

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

Drink kills.

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

Seasonal Overlap.

I find it hard to believe you were a Dog-Show winner when we met...

'Doesn't look good...My ear plugs nurse.'

Any road I take is always the wrong road phobia.

'He's been poaching for forty years and she couldn't take it any more.'

'This one is for not complaining about being stretched too think handling domestic and foreign crises.'

"So, I'm thinking... why choose? Why can't I be a hunter AND a gatherer?"

"When is an IT consultant like a plumber?"

J.J. Smithers: Veterinarian and Taxidermist

"Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!"