Career Progression Champion Mugs

'You aren't actually being replaced by a woman she's going to be doing her old job and yours.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

In basket-case.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Working hours.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The Evolution of the Bonus

CEO du Jour

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

Career opportunities

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"