Drying Dilemma Solver Mugs

More or less dry

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Bad for you but to die for

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Fittd shēt

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Tech support...can I help you!

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'll give you a moment."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

"Frank?"

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Life irritates art

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

"Tech-support is suing you for emotional distress. Just how often do you call them?"

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

Computer Support Line

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