Drying Dilemma Solver Mugs

More or less dry

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Bad for you but to die for

Fittd shēt

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Tech support...can I help you!

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'll give you a moment."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

"Frank?"

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

Life irritates art

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"Tech-support is suing you for emotional distress. Just how often do you call them?"

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

Computer Support Line