Dryers Mugs

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'I'll take it!'

Dreams I have had...

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Sheep In Curlers

Savory Types

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"