Dry Humor Aficionado Prints

'It says, 'Just add water.''

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Vlad the Impala

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Needs to get a life"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Trappist Monk Discord

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"The Eggsorcist"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"