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"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

The first car accident.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Gadget geek.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"Problem?"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

Millipede motorist

Johann Strauss

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

First Speeding Fine.

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

"I'm going to call it zero."

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'Ugh! I TOLD Thak it needed balancing!'

'Before you get into the market, we need to test your pain threshold...'