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"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

The first car accident.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Gadget geek.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

"Problem?"

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Johann Strauss

First Speeding Fine.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Millipede motorist

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"I'm going to call it zero."

"I've got it! If we don't send Stanley Kauffman any tickets, maybe he won't come!"

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

'Ugh! I TOLD Thak it needed balancing!'