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"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

The March to Finchley.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Doughboy Dad

Push for Disco...

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

I love my Uke.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'I'd rather be playing football.'

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Levon Helm

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

Sigh. … I wish I had that kind of energy.