Drum Circle Champion Prints

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'

Lamb Noise.

Italica

First Prize!

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

My Musical Influences

She's a natural.

Football drummer

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

"I can practice a different song."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

Little Drummer Buoy

Timpani for the devil

Serenading Drummer

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

The Dangers of Binge Drumming

"He's cut two teeth."

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.