Drum Circle Champion Gifts

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'

Lamb Noise.

Italica

Ringo releases his latest record.

Ginger Baker.

First Prize!

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ringo Starr

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

My Musical Influences

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Football drummer

She's a natural.

"I can practice a different song."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

"He's cut two teeth."

Little Drummer Buoy

The Dangers of Binge Drumming

Serenading Drummer

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.