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'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."

I see the Covid moon a-rising

Opium Den 2019

"It's a new class of drugs to combat depression. They're called recreational."

"We could market them as anti-aging drugs."

"Um...David, a word if we may."

2022

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

Cindy McCain, Drug Czarina

Maria Sharapova

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

Uncontrolled substances

And now it's time to play. . . The Blame Game

Kim Jong-un

Watch it! I'll cut off the cash!

A is for Acid, B is for Barbiturates, C is for Crack....

"Luke, use to Force, or crush up the Adderall Chewbacca gave you and snort it – your call."

"These drugs in sports are tearing the game apart."

"The next time he suddenly decides to send a peace missive to thirty-seven nations, I hope he gets started before six o'clock."

Baseball's New On-Field Drug Counseling

discipline in the face of the pandemic

Ajit Pai

'Ah-ha! I thought I could smell grass!'

"There's someone here to see you, Ms Dorries."

"The government said we don't have to be vaccinated."

Refuse collection.

"I hope that's not a brand name. My insurance company will only cover the generic."

'Thank you, European commission! From now on, I don't need to go to the supermarket to get some wine anymore!'

"What's next? Shoes and a shirt?"

"Are we testing for the dope using the dope or the dope the dope is using?"

"Now that President Trump raised the age for retirement I enjoy a lot more free time and it keeps my mother-in-law busy."

Cindy McCain, Drug Czarina