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"Me, not self-sufficient? Who was it who self-published a self-help on self-medicating?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Make him take 16 of these a day until we feel a bit better about what we're doing to him.

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."

'You have been tried, waterboarded and convicted...'

Vaclav Klaus.

Opium Den 2019

"It's a new class of drugs to combat depression. They're called recreational."

"Um...David, a word if we may."

"You're absolutely certain you want to convert?"

"I'm tempted to tell you my joke about homeopathy, but I don't think it works."

Cindy McCain, Drug Czarina

Euthanesia in a Catholic hospital

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

Maria Sharapova

'. . . I go like dude, second hand smoke is so uncool!. . .So now he's filed a complaint with the condo committee that my musings penetrate his walls and he's suffering from second hand thought!'

Ill eagle problem.

"Yeah, it's not cheap. But Big Pharma's depending on you."

"Mama...that Gringo kid's at it again!"

'We've closed this section down. In all the time no-one has ever tested positive.'

'If we can't cure cancer, our hope is to turn it into a long-term profitbale disease.'

A is for Acid, B is for Barbiturates, C is for Crack....

"I know this stuff is illegal and addictive but I gotta have it and I'm willing to do anything to obtain it...! Look...! Here's my prize cow...

"Because we have to protect our kids!!"

"Name brand, generic, or mystery grab-bag?"

'Son, be honest. Are you taking EPO?'

"These drugs in sports are tearing the game apart."

"Luke, use to Force, or crush up the Adderall Chewbacca gave you and snort it – your call."

"I just got held up in traffic, for Petes sake!You didn't have to start a file on me!"