Dropping Out Of College T-Shirts

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

'What did you learn at university today?'

"Oh George. My heart."

'OK, so your brother's first flight was far from being a success, but have a go son!'

'You told me to put away the groceries.'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

Dirty Living Situation

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

Posh students drinking beer.

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

'Mom, Dad, I've decided to skip my senior year of college and jump directly into chronic unemployment.'

"Dad, I took the money out of my college fund, but I decided not to go to college."

The End of Innocence

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

"Six months from now, some Harvard guy will be standing here looking out this window."

'Yes, I know it's a classic 1940 half ton, daddy - but it's also a use it to move my daughter into her dorm room classic.'

"I flunked out my last semester."

'Look on the bright side, we haven't lost a son, we've gained a parking place!'

'I never finished college, but the $60,000 my parents spent on my education should count for something.'