Dropping Out Of College Prints

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

'What did you learn at university today?'

I think I'd like to make a motion at this time, your honor, but I cut a lot of classes in law school, and I'm not sure if I should make a motion to strike, or compel, or set aside a judgment, or

'OK, so your brother's first flight was far from being a success, but have a go son!'

"Oh George. My heart."

Tired of constantly sending her money, Jill's parents installed an ATM in her dorm room.

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

Quit texting! This is a lovely campus. Turn around. Let's go. We just drove 5 hours. What's the problem? Umm

'You told me to put away the groceries.'

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

Posh students drinking beer.

Dirty Living Situation

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

'We've found that having our kids leave for college from an actual nest helps them to grasp this momentous passage in their lives.'

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

"I flunked out my last semester."

"Dad, I took the money out of my college fund, but I decided not to go to college."

The End of Innocence

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

'Mom, Dad, I've decided to skip my senior year of college and jump directly into chronic unemployment.'

'Yes, I know it's a classic 1940 half ton, daddy - but it's also a use it to move my daughter into her dorm room classic.'

"Six months from now, some Harvard guy will be standing here looking out this window."

'Look on the bright side, we haven't lost a son, we've gained a parking place!'