Drone Warfare Analyst Mugs

Trump and Iran

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Servicemen.

That's What Happens

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Intolerable

Defence Cutbacks.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

The Thinker

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Invade/Fail/Deny

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Library Geoge W. Bush

US fears missile competition.

Oooops!

Dictators Consuming the World

US strike on Syria.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

The Generals medals

The Use of Cavalry

The Grim map of Iraq.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Vocabulary Glossary for Libya

Tank. Building this vehicle will create jobs and stimulate growth! He's given new meaning to the phrase "The economy's in the tank"!

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'