Defense Analysts Mugs

Boomerang

Who Will Protect the Troops Send to Protect the Other Troops?

Now Drones Are Coming For Us and Our Allies. This Could Have Been Avoided.

Ukraine out of ammunition.

Austerity in the forces.

'General what about sending our reserves into Syria?'

'Assured destruction? That sounds VERY reassuring!'

USAF(raid).

'Those Limeys are screwed. Toyota has recalled all their Vanguard submarines because of faulty rudder systems.'

Incoming Defense Cuts.

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

Francois Hollande

Leaving Afghanistan

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Servicemen.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

That's What Happens

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Intolerable

Defence Cutbacks.

Invade/Fail/Deny

The Thinker

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

US strike on Syria.

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Oooops!

Library Geoge W. Bush