Drone Warfare Gifts

Dove of peace

Claus 2.0

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

Nuclear Security Summit

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

Entomology Reference

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"It beats flying for your food."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Pet Drone

Drone Spray

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

Drone Baby Delivery

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"I think it's from accounting."

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'