Drone Warfare Gifts

Dove of peace

Claus 2.0

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

Split Decision

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

Nuclear Security Summit

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Entomology Reference

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

The Cashless Society is Here

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"It beats flying for your food."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Pet Drone

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"He's a quick learner."

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"I think it's from accounting."

Drone Spray

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'