Drone Policy Critic Pillows

A Loophole for Waziristan

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

Stimulus bust

Turnkey Totalitarianism

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

By a Former Drone Operator

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

Trump reneges on the Iran Nuclear Deal

Dove of peace

"These diet pills must work. My purse is getting thinner and thinner."

"I understand Senator Quigley was really counting on that raise."

"Your insurance only pays for us to put wheels on this thing."

'The Government today announced a fifty billion dollar research program to determine the causes of inflation....'

Well at least there's consistency in SOME things.

The EU ignoring the refugee crisis.

By a Former Drone Operator

R.J. Mendenhall, M.D. - Specializing in long-term profitable diseases

Cindy McCain, Drug Czarina

Retirement Suddenly Feels Kind of Moot

How to win at hospital league tables

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

'Your insurance will cover your entire operation, but only if performed by our office receptionist.'

Subcontracts with America.

Warning: Train travel is a wealth hazard

Do you realize failed and shortsighted industrial policy is frying mother earth? Global warming will destroy us all. Your Uncle Mort? Right out front. We'll all be cooked! Do I have time for lunch?

Can't Run, Can't Hide

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

Shock Therapy.

'Looks like your medical insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'

"I knew that would happen with United Airlines! The little light above your seat says: 'Don't get too comfortable!'"

"Mr. Trump, you'll be happy to learn that we have border walls here and a strict immigration policy: and with reference to the latter, you will be unhappy to learn. . ."

Kill the Human Race to Save It

'We take concerns about billions of pounds of NHS fraud very seriously. In fact I've asked Nurse Miggins to sort it out as soon as she gets back from lunch!'