Drone Policy Critic Pillows

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Stimulus bust

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

Trump reneges on the Iran Nuclear Deal

Dove of peace

"Your insurance only pays for us to put wheels on this thing."

The EU ignoring the refugee crisis.

"I understand Senator Quigley was really counting on that raise."

"These diet pills must work. My purse is getting thinner and thinner."

Well at least there's consistency in SOME things.

'The Government today announced a fifty billion dollar research program to determine the causes of inflation....'

R.J. Mendenhall, M.D. - Specializing in long-term profitable diseases

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

How to win at hospital league tables

'Your insurance will cover your entire operation, but only if performed by our office receptionist.'

Subcontracts with America.

Shock Therapy.

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

'Looks like your medical insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'

"Mr. Trump, you'll be happy to learn that we have border walls here and a strict immigration policy: and with reference to the latter, you will be unhappy to learn. . ."

"Apparently him being 108 and dead isn't sufficient reason for laying him off!"

'We take concerns about billions of pounds of NHS fraud very seriously. In fact I've asked Nurse Miggins to sort it out as soon as she gets back from lunch!'