Driving Examiner Prints

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

'Morning Mr Walker, remember me? You sacked me last month...'

'How do you spell 'failed'?'

'. . .while we are waiting fro the breakdown truck, ask no questions on the highway code.'

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"Office of quality assurance"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Examiners.

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

Lambs to the Slaughter

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"Smart Arse"

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

Examiners Nightmare.

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'