Driver License Examiner Prints

"You can go for this time Sir, but remember to put a new picture on your driver's license!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Turkey Autopsy

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Examiners.

"Office of quality assurance"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Turkey Autopsy

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Curiosity."

"Smart Arse"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

Cause of death: Just one of those things.

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"