Driving Dilettante Prints

"Well, how was I supposed to know the other driver wasn't going to turn left?!"

Garlic Free Zone.

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'House wine?'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

'Erm...I ordered the omlette!'

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

'Should I buy or sell?'

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

The singles bar...

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"You know who's a big pain in the a*s? Europe."

One Way/Two Ways.

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

'He has trouble choosing what he wants.'

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'

'If you're ready, who wants to go first?'

'Lucifer casts out into Hell'