Driving Gifts

"First of all, there was a bee in the car."

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

"Try honking again."

'Safety zone ends, resume driving like idiots.'

No Worries - Next 1/8 Mile

Geezer crossing.

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute

"It's for you - it's my lawyer."

A truck salts the road.

Caution: Trees obscuring view of forest next 5 miles.

Steep learning curve ahead.

'I drove to the garden centre for a tree to offset my carbon footprint... so now I've got to go back for another one...'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

Exit 137.

"When I let out a blood curdling yell and scream 'Jesus Christ you're going to kill someone' I'd like you to apply the brakes..."

'Okay. Now, try to parallel park while talking on your cell phone and changing songs on your ipod.'

'It just came out of NOWHERE!!'

"To be frank, officer, my parents never set boundaries."

Bob's personal journey of spiritual growth gets bogged down behind some idiot going half the speed limit.

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'I was sending an email to a client from my laptop when I spilled the coffee I was drinking, wihile I was on my cell phone, so you see, officer, it wasn't my fault.'

Confused drivers

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Which way to turn?

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

"In todays driving lesson we learn the importance of checking your blind spot."

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

'Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 15 minutes!'

"You drive, I'll criticize."