Drivers With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"Say, aren't we a bit too old to drive a car?"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Ducks crossing.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Speed Checked By Radar.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

Parking? I don't think so.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'I've been glamped!'

I brake for elves.

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

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Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"Back so soon?"

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Detour 50c.

I take it back - He's not writing a text and driving, he's illustrating a text and driving.

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Speed Limit 20 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

"Can you save my car?"

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'