Drinks Decanter Mugs

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Selling lemon latt�

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Beers

The Alpha Seltzer

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Man...You age great!'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'