Vintage Drinker Mugs

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Portfolio, 2011

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

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"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

A very fine vintage

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

This whisky is 20 years old!

"Really? This is my favorite watering hole, too."

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'