Drinks And Laughter Seeker Mugs

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Projectile hairballing."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Drunk Barber

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

Bald Man Overcomb

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.