Drinks And Darts Duo Pillows

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Tequila Mockingbird

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Sporting maladies.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Sporting maladies.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

Art Darts

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

Shock news! Bottle beer shares plummet, ever since Andy Fordham went to Fit Club!

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

'Don't worry about it, nurse. Mr. Jones is one of my private patients.'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

"There isn't a day goes by when I'm not thinking of you..."

'Jason and the vodkasnorts'

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

Action Re-Drink

Drinking Again

"Darts league flag day"