Drinking Hot Chocolate T-Shirts

"Hot chocolate, straight. ...make it a double."

'Not unless the IRS accepts hot chocolate as currency for payment your gran'pa gave you for shoveling his snow last winter.'

Ah Darling, my favourite time of the year! I'm well fed, have a hot chocolate with marshmallows, and it's time to hibernate...

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Tea of Love

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

Tea Snob.

'Look! There's Santa!'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Le Chocolat!

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'We're going into cold water and HE'S drinking the hot chocolate!'

Hey barkeep, double hot chocolate, double whipped cream. Sure. Everything okay? It's our family cat. Her body stopped working. I don't understand. Her body stopped working? She died. But my parents are afraid to use that word with me so they keep coming up with the strangest explanations. At one point, they told me she went to Wichita and wasn't coming back. I'm lost. Isn't airport travel terrible these days?

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

56% of GPs are in favour of charging for appointments.

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

Next Coffee Shop 4M

What can I get you? Keep it down, please. Coffee King. For the record, Coffee King is a giant, evil corporation. Your chain is a ubiquitous capitalist death star. You spread conformity, and ruthlessly crush small, independent cafes. But by golly do I love your peppermint hot chocolates! At that point, getting whipped cream on top seems guilt-free. I feel so dirty.

"Our patrons buy 50% less cocoa on sunny days."

'Whipped cream?'

'You've Had Enough.'

"I thought you could do with a bit of hot chocolate."

No wonder you're drinking hot cocoa, Al. You went outside wearing a tee shirt after I advised you to layer up. Layer up? I though you told me to lawyer up. Weather Wonk.

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

'Do you have any coffee?'

Two people are sat in a cold café having hot chocolate.