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"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Fried chickens.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

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"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Brian's considering the optics."

Pickled beets.

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"Who do you think you're fooling, Henry, smelling the cork and tasting the wine? The only wine you ever buy comes in a box!"

"Sipsies?"

'So when's happy hour?'

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

'Anyone can eat right... but it takes a top performer to drink right.'

"Bottoms up."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'