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"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

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Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Pickled beets.

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"Who do you think you're fooling, Henry, smelling the cork and tasting the wine? The only wine you ever buy comes in a box!"

"Sipsies?"

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'So when's happy hour?'

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"Bottoms up."