Drink Responsibly Crusader Prints

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Motoring. If you must drink, don't drive!

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Hour

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Global Warming.

Racial Profiling

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Way too much information on your resume.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Fighting the Zika Virus

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."