Drink Responsibly Crusader Prints

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Motoring. If you must drink, don't drive!

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Hour

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Global Warming.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Fighting the Zika Virus

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

Seals - Pick your own.