Drill Exercises Pillows

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Dentist Training School.

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Oil Industry Safety.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Military ardour.

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Oil Workers

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Military Parades

"I can't heeear you!"

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

Your Sudoku is in the paper.

A Verbal Difficulty

Think hard soldier! When I threw the practice grenade, did you hear me say 'fetch'?

'I said.. how long were you a DRILL INSTRUCTOR, SIR?'