Dribble Enthusiast Pillows

Raheem Sterling

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

I love Basketball.

God passing the time.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Football Skills

Wilfried Zaha

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Lionel Messi

'How God invented polish'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

Basketball Halo

Sailor and car

Believe in Yourself

'We belong to the most diverse group of animals on earth, but we're going to play scrabble with the Trubshaws again!'

"You've never really grasped the principle of drag hunting have you Phil?"

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'