Dress Size Ponderer Mugs

"I've dropped two dress sizes since I died."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

Fruits and vegetables

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

'Who are you?' 'Your wife for 57 years back from plastic surgery!'

"What have you done? I came in to have my wrinkles removed, instead you given me big breasts!"

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"I told you not to have that boob job."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'This nip and tuck business - can I have the tuck without the nip?'

"To think this all began with letting Autocomplete finish our sentences."

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

The Dinner Builiding

Remainders Shop