Dress Code Avenger T-Shirts

"It's not my fault I died in the shower!"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

Working at Home Half Day

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"I love meetings"

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Corporate Image

'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."

'....and then I suddenly remembered that Tuesday wasn't one of my work at home days.'

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

No Pants No Service?

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"Dress code?"

'Shouldn't you be wearing pants?'