Dreamy Vacation Planner Mugs

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Summertime

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Heading off with a packed bag

Italia tours