Dream Vacation Planner Mugs

"'We'll put it in the hopper, we'll put it in the hopper.' Do you realize how many things we've got in the hopper already?"

Making a fortune, wish you were here. Good old Schultzy never did learn how to relax!

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.