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Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Italia tours

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Greek A-Z Map,

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Gulliver's other travels.

The Great Rainbow of China

The London Olympic bid

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

The Fall from Pisa

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Skiing at Sea

Airplane Fish

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Trumpty Dumpty wants to build a wall 1300 miles long and 40 feet high. Perfect timing... I was planning on vacationing in Mexico this year!"